Amen!! Thank God!!....Nice one!!
Read this humor.. found it very hilarious.. Sharing it with you!!
A man has been lost and walking in the desert for about five days. One
hot day--actually, they’re all hot--he comes to the home of a preacher.
Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep.
The preacher takes him in and nurses him back to health. Feeling
better, the man asks the preacher for directions to the nearest town.
The preacher tells him the directions, and offers to lend him his horse
to make it. The preacher says, "However, there is a special thing about
this horse. You have to say ’Thank God’ to make it go and ’Amen’ to make
it stop."
Anxious to get to town, the man says, "Sure, okay" and
gets on the horse. He says, "Thank God" and the horse starts
walking. A bit later he says louder, "Thank God, thank God," and the
horse starts trotting. Feeling really brave, the man say, "Thank God!
Thank God! THANK GOD!" and the horse is soon up to a full run!
About
then he realizes he’s heading for a huge cliff and yells "Whoa!" But
the horse doesn’t even slow! It’s coming up REAL QUICK and he’s doing
everything he can to make the horse stop. "Whoa, stop, hold on!" Finally
he remembers "AMEN!!!"
The horse stops a mere two inches from
the cliff’s edge, almost throwing him over its head. The man, panting
and heart racing, wipes the sweat from his face and leans back in the
saddle. "Oh!" he says, gasping for air, "Thank God."
Shared for the Glory of the Lord!!
by Carolyn Thomas
Yeshoowa ministries
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